Monday, May 13, 2013

Real America is Terrifying

I'm in Texas.

I have no idea how this was allowed to happen.

I scream-sang Baby, I'm an Anarchist with friends and jumped over a fence to get into the hotel pool after hours. I drank beer kept on ice in a hotel bathtub and said a lot of really inappropriate things to people I only get to see a few times a year.

THEN WE PLAYED LASER TAG AND THEN I KILLED A TON OF ALIEN ROBOTS WITH A HUGE PLASTIC GUN.


And I got to hang out with this girl:


And this girl:



Oh and I spoke on a panel:


I know. I look really unimpressed.

And now I just want to sleep.